tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36203791030267374202011-04-30T23:55:20.260-07:00gangsignslolgangsignslolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03319310208347923115noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620379103026737420.post-4208628772694384752011-04-30T00:29:00.000-07:002011-04-30T00:30:28.193-07:002011-04-30T00:30:28.193-07:00TwatterI always had a negative mindset towards Twitter, but I really think that is a result of it's initial form. At first Twitter essentially was "I just brushed my teeth, lol" "Just went shopping!!!" at least I feel it was a mass majority and I stayed far far away from it - I never gave a fuck when my friends were doing insipid activities and I still don't.<br />
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But recently I've really seen the evolution of Twitter to more of an RSS feed of sorts for bigger names online, your favorite sports team (eSporting it for me, but same concept) or company that runs content you enjoy on a daily basis. And I really might just be behind the times on Twitter, maybe it evolved out of that shithole of a cycle ages before I realized it but I've totally gotten into it.<br />
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There definitely is still the trash I hate, but I only follow one real life friend on Twitter and he's not a douche bag so I don't get the constant day-to-day shit on my feed (I get my fill from Facebook however). I mainly follow people related to eSports so I can know when the next tournament is or a new interview comes out or even patch all from one site. The main culprits for useless posts are celebrities, and I personally don't ever touch that Pandora's Box of bullshit.<br />
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Do you guys use Twatter? What's your view on it?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3620379103026737420-420862877269438475?l=gangsignslol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gangsignslolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03319310208347923115noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620379103026737420.post-89416540932016128742011-04-28T15:24:00.000-07:002011-04-28T15:24:43.335-07:002011-04-28T15:24:43.335-07:00Hurr, are you American?<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/obama-is-an-american-lets-move-on/2011/04/27/AFdqAA1E_story.html">Obama has released his full long version of his birth certificate. </a><br />
I have never ever given a shit about whether or not Obama is American or not, a lot of countries around the world pick the best person for the job - not the best person for the job who happens to be from that country. I would elect a Swede if they were going to do something great for the country. I have never agreed with Obama as a president and will not vote for him in the upcoming election, but never because he allegedly wasn't fucking American, but because his actual policies (the things that matter) never sat well with me.<br />
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All of that said I have one huge criticism for him and that is that it took 2 years to quell this huge "argument" that so many idiots use to attack him with. If he wanted to stop this and focus on the actual important things, like he said, he should have just done this sooner. I find it really stupid of him to say one thing and do another (much like his presidency, har har har). It's not a case of "Oh he's busy", a lot of his aides etc. could have slapped this together in a day. It just adds to the other stupid argument of it's authenticity, which I don't give enough of a fuck to broach. <br />
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All in all, let's never talk about it again.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3620379103026737420-8941654093201612874?l=gangsignslol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gangsignslolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03319310208347923115noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620379103026737420.post-8391228783406921902011-04-27T18:08:00.000-07:002011-04-27T18:08:48.298-07:002011-04-27T18:08:48.298-07:00NASL/IPLIf you enjoy SC2 or any e-sports in general definitely check out <a href="http://nasl.tv/">http://nasl.tv/</a> it's the North American Star League, it's a brand new league (well, it's on it's third week) and it's got HUGE prize pools and going for 10 weeks. Some of the best players and it shows the schedule on the site for the next few weeks (before knockouts) so you can choose when you want to watch. I believe you can purchase a 25 dollar HD pass for the VOD recordings for the entire 10 weeks (hundreds of games).<br />
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IGN Pro League also had it's debut in the last few weeks on a lot smaller scale as it is slightly experimental and has great production quality. <a href="http://ign.com/ipl">IGN.com/ipl</a> is that home. <br />
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All in all, I love to support e-sports and any big league that brings in new watchers/players is good to me.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3620379103026737420-839122878340692190?l=gangsignslol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gangsignslolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03319310208347923115noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620379103026737420.post-18714229792897690292011-04-26T15:40:00.000-07:002011-04-26T15:44:18.209-07:002011-04-26T15:44:18.209-07:00Fuck the Daily MailIt appalls me when people actually refer to the Daily Mail as a fucking news source. Furthermore it worries me when people actually subscribe to it. I mean, it's common knowledge that it's just a glorified tabloid, but somehow it still gets lumped into the same category as The Times, and not fucking "Celebrity Gossip XOXOX Shitfest Weekly". We all try to avoid the pure vomit that comes from that site but the idiocy gets linked to and your curiosity of "Oh god, they can't have said THAT" overcomes you.<br />
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Now you might run your mouth saying "Oh the Daily Mail has been around since people realized you can spout shit and make money from it, this isn't anything new" and to that I would say you are correct. But I really have been quite passive about the DM's existence up until reading this:<br />
<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1380795/Have-seen-photo-Artists-develop-amazing-cinemagraphs-stills-level.html">Have you seen a photo move?</a><br />
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Are you fucking kidding me though, REALLY? They are selling .GIFs as news. Yes, they are higher quality than a 14 year old scene idiot would post on his Tumblr but you can't say they are newsworthy. God, I fucking wish I could make money off the reinvention of shoes - then I could be on their level. Holy shit guys, these aren't just normal shoes, these motherfuckers have Velcro. <br />
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And you Daily Mail virgins shouldn't think this is an isolated case, another article I somewhat recently have seen has the title of "This plant hasn't bloomed in a <b>decade</b>!", the first line being "the plant, which bloomed for the first time in <b>75 years</b> astounded scientists and onlookers". Now there was some dispute in the comments whether or not it was just poor choice of words and they were talking about multiple plants, but no where in the article did they reference any other plant. <br />
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I'm sure some DM white knight will rear his lance of stupidity, and to that I say: "Fuck you".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3620379103026737420-1871422979289769029?l=gangsignslol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gangsignslolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03319310208347923115noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620379103026737420.post-84687303421313647752011-04-24T01:07:00.000-07:002011-04-24T01:07:12.749-07:002011-04-24T01:07:12.749-07:00Writing and BusyI've been pretty busy lately as I've been working towards trying to get a game-writer position. Mainly focusing on SC2/WoW. Hopefully I'll be able to sort this position out and maybe incorporate this blog alongside it somehow!<br />
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I'll go back to putting content here as my focus as been on that and IRL (lolsortingoutmoneyandbills) but that's all out of my control atm so it's back to spouting pure shit that is sometimes interesting and funny.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3620379103026737420-8468730342131364775?l=gangsignslol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gangsignslolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03319310208347923115noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620379103026737420.post-33651808712257529902011-04-13T10:26:00.000-07:002011-04-14T10:28:34.387-07:002011-04-14T10:28:34.387-07:00I GOT 99 FOLLOWERS BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE.I'm at 99 followers now, pretty great if you ask me! Maybe I'll be a e-hero soon.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3620379103026737420-3365180871225752990?l=gangsignslol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gangsignslolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03319310208347923115noreply@blogger.com43tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620379103026737420.post-83357044889863381712011-04-12T05:06:00.000-07:002011-04-12T07:22:28.564-07:002011-04-12T07:22:28.564-07:00Sorry guys!Sorry guys! I haven't been able to post lately because I was on a 17 hour flight from Hong Kong to the states. I was there visiting some people, was lots of fun but now I'll be back to good posts once more!<br />
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Might as well mention the only eventful thing that happened - on my domestic flight from LAX to PHX, the guy next to me was the most hammered I've ever seen anyone on a plane. This guy was singing at the top of his lungs about "barbeques and playing horseshoes" and how 87 people were waiting for him and he was going to rent a hummer (I hope to God this crazy motherfucker didn't get put into the drivers seat). I shit you not, this guy spent the entire hour and a half trying to prove to me that he: <br />
A) Wasn't old as fuck, he was like 60 which isn't too bad but he was haggard as that rug your grandmother inherited from her grandmother.<br />
B) Rich as hell, he was boasting about being able to buy everyone on the plane a first class ticket. Was in economy however.<br />
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Also, his name was Ross but his friends call him "Shy-o". So you know he's a cool guy.<br />
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You guys ever have to deal with drunk assholes in public? On transport - where you are stuck next to them?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3620379103026737420-8335704488986338171?l=gangsignslol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gangsignslolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03319310208347923115noreply@blogger.com41tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620379103026737420.post-50012116542181863772011-04-07T06:14:00.000-07:002011-04-07T06:16:19.844-07:002011-04-07T06:16:19.844-07:00Scrap metal is worth it.<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/06/georgian-woman-cuts-web-access" style="color: red;">According the The Guardian</a> a Georgian (the country, not the state you idiot) woman was searching for scrap metal, namely copper to sell, but came across the cables that supply almost the entire country of Armenia with internet. But you know, scrap metal is worth it, so she tore them up with her shovel and was on her way.<br />
Granted she had no idea, and it's quite common practice (in the area at least) to tear up old cables from the ground to sell, but I found this so funny. On one hand it shows how a little 75 year old lady can fuck an entire country's day up, and on the other is shows our reliance on the internet. <br />
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Hey, at least we're not milking humans on a huge scale.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3620379103026737420-428052296552524459?l=gangsignslol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gangsignslolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03319310208347923115noreply@blogger.com42tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620379103026737420.post-73887702738911703822011-04-04T23:48:00.000-07:002011-04-06T05:07:50.095-07:002011-04-06T05:07:50.095-07:00Fucking Idiots, that's all.<div style="background-color: white; color: red;"><b><a href="http://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/04/shareka_mckinney_darell_living.php">These are the fucking idiots (Article)</a></b></div><br />
The above article is pretty much the reason why idiots should not breed. What pretty much happened was a couple of young kids started a fist fight at the age of seven, that happens - whatever. But then when it gets broken up, the parents go down to the school and tell their child to fight the other kid. Sitting fucking ring side and throwing their kid in, I can definitely see them holding the bucket that the kid spits the blood in between rounds. So, obviously an elderly man breaks up the fight. Fair enough, most adults with an IQ above the age of the children would do the same - but then the parents are so fucking determined for this fight to happen that they beat the shit out of the crossing guard. <br />
I'm sorry but if you're this stupid and negligent, you have no place in society. Maybe you don't find children fighting to be as bad as most, fine. But to encourage it, then to go fucking Stone Cold on an elderly man for, oh I don't know, doing his fucking job? If public burnings was an industry, I have a feeling it would profit from people's reaction to these parents.<br />
I really don't need to go too far into this, everyone is thinking the same exact thing "<b>What a heavy bag of douches"</b>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3620379103026737420-7388770273891170382?l=gangsignslol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gangsignslolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03319310208347923115noreply@blogger.com52tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620379103026737420.post-16846710498244499162010-11-13T09:50:00.000-08:002011-04-04T05:39:59.746-07:002011-04-04T05:39:59.746-07:00SC2 and other games.Bought my copy of SC2, and am starting to really get into it. No - I'm not great just yet (lol ranked 20 in bronze or something) but I definitely am improving watching all the "shoutcasts" and I am finally noticing some of the larger differences between players who I face and players like HuK and Idra.<br />
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One of my favorite casters is definitely HuskyStarcraft (www.nerdyshore.com), the other famous one is Day9 but his style kind of puts me off. I'm really liking the community and watching it grow along with e-sports.<br />
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Yes, I will STILL be playing wow, leveling my 80 rogue to get his weapons in this upcoming arena season - probably playing something not so surprising like RMP or RLS.<br />
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I'll keep you guys updated!<br />
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<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">I'm not sure who I hate more, the people who designed them or the people who wear them. I'd say it's close enough to call it a draw and fist fuck them all in their mouths until they plead guilty. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">If you're cold enough to wear leggings, wear fucking jeans. It's pretty simple. Does your burning desire to wear skirts overpower simple logic, or do you do it just to give me inspirational ways to dispose of a body. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">Correct me if I'm wrong, but the main attribute of skirts is to show off your legs. Let's assume for a second I couldn't hang a hammock between your two tree trunk legs and that you fall into the category of "acceptable to wear a skirt"; you are removing the main reason to wear a skirt, as I can no longer see your legs. I can see the outline, but if I wanted to see the outline of your legs I would look at the shadow of a girl wearing a skirt without leggings. Trust me, I'm a good guy I wouldn't lead you astray - don't wear leggings. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;">And God fucking save you if you wear leggings as a pants substitute. I'd rant to you, but I assume your cognitive functions are so impaired that you can't dress yourself, let alone read.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">As for Ugg boots, they look retarded and the "I'm an eskimo" look is about as attractive as the aforementioned lard ass wearing a skirt. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">I can't stop laughing at how this is supposed to be a revelation of some kind, it's no surprise if you bend over - someone's going to fuck you. I learned this long ago that being nice gets you a pat on the back, being well, me, gets your dick sucked in an alley way while bystanders watch.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">What is really gained by being nice? You might get the girls approval or you might make an equally shit-headed friend but will that girl tell her friends about you? God no, because you're nothing special - but she will talk about the guy who ruined her night by making her cry while choking on your cum. Tears really are the greatest lubricant. She'll hate you, but her friends will probably come and confront you later and all that means is more girls to break. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;">In the article they say "<span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;">because the nice player mad(e) them look like the bad guy" (yes I'm quoting from a site that can't even proof read "made" - I realize this makes this as credible as me teaching sunday school to a bunch of muslims but eat a dick) this obviously just proves that I am doing a public favor. I am making you look nice in comparison to me. Girls go for nice guys though right? So why are you still on jdate looking for that special someone who will blow you while fulfilling your dreidel fetish? Oh that's right - because I'm still better than you.</span></span><br />
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I hate cameras. At least the availability to obtain a decent camera. I'll say it, and I'm sure I'll reiterate multiple times I'm sure, these are not the steps to becoming a photographer:<br />
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</ol><div>Just because you have a camera, does not fucking mean you can turn your settings to black and white and snap random photos. I shit you not, someone posted an album called "I prefer to take pictures of nature, rather than people because it removes the need for control". Valid, you could argue, if all her photos weren't high angle shots of grass.</div><div><br />
</div><div>Let's be honest, photography as a career isn't exactly hard - but that still does not mean you can make a deviantart account with your brand new iPhones snapshots of you and your friends and pretend you have an interest in photography. </div><div><br />
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</div><div>cya qts</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3620379103026737420-6951665270208220885?l=gangsignslol.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>gangsignslolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03319310208347923115noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3620379103026737420.post-10970756690660349132010-10-18T15:46:00.000-07:002010-11-16T07:34:45.081-08:002010-11-16T07:34:45.081-08:00But Moooommy, I don't want sushi!So what's better than murder-suicide? Filicide-suicide. What's better than that? Killing your own fucking children with a samurai sword. Apparently, <a href="http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2010/10/christine_mccarrick_sword.php">this crazy bitch</a> was far too classy to drown her kids, and everyone knows poison is for losers.<br />
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My $0.02 on this subject is pretty torn, on one hand - I'm impressed. On the other? I'm mad. Most people would just shoot the kids, stab them with a kitchen knife, throw them in a dumpster hog-tied, but this mother of the year just wanted to be different. What a bitch, she thinks she's fucking better than the other child killing mothers. That's not fair! Someone should one up her.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Come catch me. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">If anything, I'm doing you a favor by making you get off your ass. When you've lost 100 pounds maybe they'll let you in the elevator with people. </div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px;"><br />
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